im sorry but i only listen to real music
Only B.C. kids remember this
i could get this image printed on a dakimakura. nothing is stopping me. its the right dimensions and resolution and size and i have the money. i could literally own a fucked up anime sex pillow but with an image of French Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte. what a time to be alive
never give up on your dreams
IDK THIS WAS FUNNIER ON OUR SKYPE CALL
imagine waking up, rolling over, and seeing this next to you ಥ⌣ಥ
a pizza boy stands in the kitchen groaning at the night shift he has to work at when he could be watching the oscars but then suddenly the phone rings and his eyes light up at the words “hello this is ellen and i’ll need 99 boxes of pizza delivered to the dolby theatre asap”
when ur alarm goes off on a school day and you just
No one ever said babies weren’t cute.
Seal, Fawn, Owl, Pigglet, Fox-pup, Sloth, Polar bear cub, Bunny and dolphin. (young babies)
STOP. This is the police, you’re under arrest for being too cute. Now, put your hands where I can hold them.